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vancouver · 4:47 pm · caffeine 100%

i build AI.mostly on espresso.

everyone wants AI. nobody knows what for. that's my job 😭

recruiter mode (30 seconds)scroll. the coffee's getting cold.

ajmer, before all this

robotics kid.

led the robotics club at mayoor school. taught robotics to the juniors. won a few competitions. peaked early 😭

moved to canada alone at 19.

first day at sfu was the day the student union building opened. we've both been here since 2021 😭

computing science, simon fraser university. final semester. graduating december 2026.

projects

~/projects (sorted by espresso consumed)

things i built. some for work, some for fun, one for this website.

CAFÉ CHITRANSH · VANCOUVER

order #2026 · table: final semester

1x data & AI consultant, FDEInsight
jun 2026 – now
ai agents, presales, client-facing work
1x data engineer intern (iXp)SAP
sep 2025 – may 2026
datasphere, databricks, migrations
1x IT analyst co-opPattison Food Group
jan 2024 – aug 2024
infrastructure, troubleshooting
1x retail expertDyson
oct 2023 – dec 2024
learned to sell. (vacuums.)
1x service experience repNordstrom
may 2022 – jun 2023
client service. consulting, but with returns.
1x baristaStarbucks
aug 2021 – oct 2022
pulled shots before i pulled data.

extras: python, sql, azure, docker, pytorch, tensorflow, spark

subtotal: 5 years of CS

tip: hire me

thank you, come again ☕

the work history

itemized.

ex starbucks barista (2021–22). still pulling shots. nobody tips anymore ☕

before AI, i threw parties

events guy.

turns out a 784-ticket concert is great practice for client calls.

talk to my AI twin

0/10

twin> i built an AI version of me.

twin> it replies faster than i do and it's never had a coffee 😭

AI twin. it can be wrong. the real one is better (debatable).

vancouver · 1:12 am · caffeine: concerning

let's grab a coffee.

still up? same. i'll bring the beans. i have way too many.

built with claude code, three.js and too much espresso · vancouver · 2026

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